Borrowing Bambinos, the New Planned Parenthood Training?

Child For Rent

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Any Mother that tells you she’s never considered dropping her kid off on a stranger’s doorstep for one hour just to take an uninterrupted shower is lying. Any Mother that tells you she doesn’t secretly long for her younger years that were free of daily bodily fluid clean-ups is also lying. Any Mother that tries to rent her child out to couples considering having children under the pretense of “patience training” is a complete wacko.

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ShellWhip
ShellWhip

I would have loved to have an uninterrupted shower when my son was a baby. Heck I would like it now......but not that much. Creeeeeeeeepy.....